Why aren't You at School chords by Mister Medieval

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Humorous Song

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Sheet music

Why aren't you at school?‎

I AM!‎

Your school just called me

They said you're not there

That's not true

STOP LYING BILLY!‎

Mom I promise you!‎

I'm at school!‎

You're grounded for 6 months

Want to keep lying?‎

I didn't ditch school!‎

If you don't believe me

Come see for yourself

Fine I will

You're coming to my school?‎

Am G

I'm driving to your school now

You better be there Billy

Or you're grounded FOREVER

Ok I just called your Mom

I pretended to be the school

I told her you were absent

I don't know

If she believed me though

She did!!‎

She totally believed you!‎

She is heading to the school now

Really??‎

Yes Great job babe

It's time for

Phase two of the plan

Were you able to fake sick today?‎

My Mom didn't suspect a thing

F Am

She already emailed my teachers

And left for work

Thirty minutes ago

Amazing

You headed over to my house?‎

Just got here

Parked around the block

Perfect

Your Mom's car is still there tho

That's okay

She probably can't find her keys

Once I find my keys l'm coming

Yep I knew it

I hid them in the fridge before

I left for school

Why did you hide her keys?‎

Just in case

I needed to buy us some time

While you were driving over

Aww babe

That's so thoughtful of you

We make such a good team

Am C

Have you seen my keys?

Did you hide them?‎

G E

So I couldn't come to your school?

Then why are they missing?‎

I dont have your keys!‎

Did you check the fridge?‎

The fridge?‎

Sometimes you leave them

In there after you go

Grocery shopping

You're so hot when you plan

You're like a sexy evil genius

Babe! Focus!!!‎

We can talk dirty later

Yes sir!‎

Ashley!!!‎

Sorry Sorry

Did your Mom find her keys?‎

Found them!

Yes

She should be leaving soon

Now it's time for phase three

You're cute when you're bossy

Ashley!!!‎

Relax Billy

I know the plan

I wait for your Mom to leave

Then sneak through the backdoor

Steal your Mom's alcohol

And then leave

You forgot the most important part!‎

Which part?‎

Celebrating our anniversary?‎

G F

Getting drunk together?

Kissing under the stars?‎

THE EMPTY BOTTLES

Oh right

I have them right here

Good Don't forget

You need to pour

My Mom's alcohol

And then replace

Her alcohol bottles with water

I know Billy!!! I know!!!‎

I'm just making sure

I do have

One question though

Why didn't you stay home sick?‎

That would have been simpler

You think I thought of that?‎

Trust me My plan is better

Lol why??‎

One My Mom knows

When I'm faking sick

Two If my Mom realizes

Her alcohol is missing

She can't blame me

If I was at school

Three If I stayed home sick

My Mom would never

Let me go out tonight

Ok Fiiiinnneeee

Your plan is better

I'm at your school

In the parking lot

ASHLEY!!!!‎

What?‎

DID MY MOM LEAVE??‎

Oh crap!!!!!!!!!‎

I didn't notice she left

Is she at school?‎

Yes!!! She just texted me!!‎

Darn What should I do?‎

Go go go!‎

I knew you ditched

I will try to stall her

Running

Just stepping out of class!‎

I don't see you

Look up to your left

Can you see me waving?‎

I can see you

Is that a new blouse?‎

It really makes you look younger

If I didn't know any better

I would think

You were a student here

Lol

This is so odd

You weren't lying

You are at school

Told ya!‎

F Am

Then why did your school call me?

I'm sure they just made a mistake

I did get a new haircut recently

And I have lost some weight

Whatever

Have a good day Billy

F Dm Am

I will see you at home

Do u love me or do u love me?‎

Did you get it??‎

Alcohol is in the water bottles

Em Am

Water is in the alcohol bottles

C Em

Ashley is back in the car

WE DID IT!!!!‎

Hold on

Your Mom is calling me

Just ignore it

She is probably

Calling the school back to leave

A nasty voicemail

Am C

Yep Not answering that lol

Now will you answer my question?‎

Lol what question?‎

Do you love me?‎

Or do you love me?

I LOVE LOVE YOU!!!

Come pick me up from school!

On my way

Hey Billy?‎

Hey Mom!‎

Dm Em

So I just called your school back

To tell them they made a mistake

But no one answered

That's weird

No need to worry

I will let them know

So I tried to leave a voicemail

But the voicemail recording said:‎

Am G

"Hi it's Ashley Leave a message"

Oh lol that's weird

So I texted Ashley's Mom

And she said Ashley is home sick

Really?‎

You think she prank called you?

Why would she do that?‎

I was thinking the same thing!‎

So I drove over to Ashley's house

But no one is home

She's probably sleeping

You should let her rest

Her car is gone

And don't worry

I already told her mother

What????‎

F Dm

Oh and I'm not finished!‎

When I get back home

G F

If any of my alcohol is missing

YOU'RE GROUNDED

Haha oh mother ur funny

You and your crazy theories

We are laughing

C Dm

My Mom just called me

She knows I'm not home

I'm definitely grounded

I'm definitely grounded too

We will see who has the last laugh

Happy anniversary

Bridge:

Em F Am Dm x4

Ending:

| Am | G | Am |

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