Why aren't You at School chords by Mister Medieval

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Humorous Song
Easy Version
                       
Why aren't you at school?‎
   
I AM!‎
                        
Your school just called me
                        
They said you're not there
             
That's not true
               
STOP LYING BILLY!‎
                
Mom I promise you!‎
            
I'm at school!‎
                          
You're grounded for 6 months
                 
Want to keep lying?‎

                    
I didn't ditch school!‎
                     
If you don't believe me
                   
Come see for yourself
         
Fine I will
                         
You're coming to my school?‎
Am                         G  
I'm driving to your school now
              Dm         
You better be there Billy
                     Em   
Or you're grounded FOREVER

   F                     
Ok I just called your Mom

     G                      
I pretended to be the school
  C                       
I told her you were absent
        G   
I don't know
G                        
If she believed me though
       
She did!!‎
                       
She totally believed you!‎
                              
She is heading to the school now
      
Really??‎
                
Yes Great job babe

     Am      
It's time for
                      C
Phase two of the plan  
                 Em              
Were you able to fake sick today?‎
Em                           
My Mom didn't suspect a thing
F                         Am   
She already emailed my teachers
F                
And left for work
Dm                
Thirty minutes ago
 Em    
Amazing

    Am                      
You headed over to my house?‎
C            
Just got here
                  Em   
Parked around the block
Em     
Perfect
Em                               
Your Mom's car is still there tho
        F  
That's okay
                            G   
She probably can't find her keys

            Am                
Once I find my keys l'm coming

              Am
Yep I knew it   
Am                             
I hid them in the fridge before
  C              
I left for school
                     G    
Why did you hide her keys?‎
G           
Just in case
            Em              
I needed to buy us some time
               F           
While you were driving over
    Dm  
Aww babe
          Em               
That's so thoughtful of you
Em                      
We make such a good team

         Am            C
Have you seen my keys?  

C                 
Did you hide them?‎
     G                            E
So I couldn't come to your school? 
                  F       
Then why are they missing?‎
                 G    
I dont have your keys!‎
                       
Did you check the fridge?‎
    Am     
The fridge?‎
Am                      
Sometimes you leave them
                   F 
In there after you go
F               
Grocery shopping

       C                   
You're so hot when you plan

              G               
You're like a sexy evil genius
      Am      
Babe! Focus!!!‎
                  F    
We can talk dirty later
F       
Yes sir!‎

C        
Ashley!!!‎
C          
Sorry Sorry
         G                 
Did your Mom find her keys?‎

           Em
Found them!  

  
Yes 
                      Am  
She should be leaving soon
                        C    
Now it's time for phase three
                        Em   
You're cute when you're bossy
Em       
Ashley!!!‎
        Am 
Relax Billy
Am             
I know the plan
  F                         
I wait for your Mom to leave
     C                         
Then sneak through the backdoor
G                       
Steal your Mom's alcohol
         Em   
And then leave
                      Am           
You forgot the most important part!‎
Am         
Which part?‎
Am                          
Celebrating our anniversary?‎
        G               F
Getting drunk together?  
          C             
Kissing under the stars?‎

    Am           
THE EMPTY BOTTLES
         C
Oh right  
C                     
I have them right here
     G           
Good Don't forget
G               
You need to pour
              
My Mom's alcohol
           F    
And then replace
                         Am   
Her alcohol bottles with water
                  F      
I know Billy!!! I know!!!‎
F                   
I'm just making sure
F        
I do have
                 
One question though

F                             
Why didn't you stay home sick?‎
Am                          
That would have been simpler
    G                       
You think I thought of that?‎
            F             
Trust me My plan is better
F        
Lol why??‎
F               
One My Mom knows
                Am  
When I'm faking sick
                 G    
Two If my Mom realizes
                       Em
Her alcohol is missing   
Em                
She can't blame me
Em                
If I was at school
Em                         
Three If I stayed home sick
Em                
My Mom would never
                   
Let me go out tonight
                Am
Ok Fiiiinnneeee   
Am                 
Your plan is better

Am                
I'm at your school
Am                
In the parking lot

Am        
ASHLEY!!!!‎
Am   
What?‎
Am                
DID MY MOM LEAVE??‎
Am              
Oh crap!!!!!!!!!‎
Am                      
I didn't notice she left
Am               
Is she at school?‎
                Em         
Yes!!! She just texted me!!‎
                 Am   
Darn What should I do?‎
       
Go go go!‎

  F               
I knew you ditched

              Am       
I will try to stall her
Am     
Running

     G                     
Just stepping out of class!‎
            Em 
I don't see you
                  
Look up to your left
               F      
Can you see me waving?‎
F            
I can see you
   Am                
Is that a new blouse?‎
          G                     
It really makes you look younger
     Em                    
If I didn't know any better
Em           
I would think
Em                     
You were a student here

F  
Lol
               G
This is so odd  
G                
You weren't lying
               
You are at school
      
Told ya!‎
     F                           Am
Then why did your school call me?  
                             G   
I'm sure they just made a mistake
                        Am      
I did get a new haircut recently
                     Am    
And I have lost some weight

Am      
Whatever
Am                   
Have a good day Billy
       F          Dm   Am
I will see you at home   

                G            
Do u love me or do u love me?‎
        F       
Did you get it??‎
                  Dm           
Alcohol is in the water bottles
         Em                     Am
Water is in the alcohol bottles   
          C           Em 
Ashley is back in the car
Em           
WE DID IT!!!!‎
       Am
Hold on  
Am                    
Your Mom is calling me
G             
Just ignore it

        F      
She is probably
F                               
Calling the school back to leave
  Am             
A nasty voicemail
        Am             C  
Yep Not answering that lol
    G                           
Now will you answer my question?‎
Am                
Lol what question?‎
       F       
Do you love me?‎
                  Am
Or do you love me?  

                  Am
I LOVE LOVE YOU!!!  
                            F
Come pick me up from school! 
F        
On my way

Am        
Hey Billy?‎
Am      
Hey Mom!‎
     Dm               Em         
So I just called your school back
   Am                           
To tell them they made a mistake
    Em             
But no one answered
Em          
That's weird
   Am           
No need to worry
           Em       
I will let them know
     F                         
So I tried to leave a voicemail

        F                        
But the voicemail recording said:‎
 Am                             G
"Hi it's Ashley Leave a message" 
G                  
Oh lol that's weird
     Em                 
So I texted Ashley's Mom
Em                              
And she said Ashley is home sick
   F   
Really?‎
                                G
You think she prank called you?  
G                     
Why would she do that?‎

                   Em         
I was thinking the same thing!‎
F                                
So I drove over to Ashley's house
              Am  
But no one is home
Am                     
She's probably sleeping
G                      
You should let her rest
           Am  
Her car is gone
             
And don't worry
    Am                   
I already told her mother
      
What????‎

F          Dm           
Oh and I'm not finished!‎
     Am             
When I get back home
       G                  F    
If any of my alcohol is missing
F              
YOU'RE GROUNDED
     Dm                   
Haha    oh mother ur funny
             Em            
You and your crazy theories

       Am      
We are laughing

   C               Dm
My Mom just called me

                    
She knows I'm not home
                     
I'm definitely grounded
                         
I'm definitely grounded too

                                
We will see who has the last laugh

               
Happy anniversary
               
Happy anniversary
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