Easy Version
| A |
| Her green plastic watering can |
| F#m7 E6 D |
| For her fake Chinese rubber plant |
| A D |
| In the fake plastic earth |
| A |
| That she bought from a rubber man |
| F#m7 E6 D |
| In a town full of rubber plans |
| A D |
| To get rid of itself |
| Bm |
| It wears her out |
| A |
| It wears her out |
| Bm |
| It wears her out |
| A |
| It wears her out |
| A |
| She lives with a broken man |
| F#m7 E D |
| A cracked polystyrene man |
| A D |
| Who just crumbles and burns |
| A |
| He used to do surgery |
| F#m E D |
| For girls in the eighties |
| A D |
| But gravity always wins |
| Bm |
| And it wears him out |
| A |
| It wears him out |
| Bm |
| It wears him out |
| A |
| It wears |
| A |
| She looks like the real thing |
| F#m E D |
| She tastes like the real thing |
| A D |
| My fake plastic love |
| A F#m |
| But I cant help the feeling |
| E D |
| I could blow through the ceiling |
| A D |
| If I just turn and run |
| Bridge: |
| A A A F#m7 x2 |
| Bm |
| And it wears me out |
| A |
| It wears me out |
| Bm |
| It wears me out |
| A |
| It wears me out |
| Amaj7 Bm7 |
| And if I could be who you wanted |
| A |
| If I could be who you wanted |
| Bm |
| All the time |
| A |
| All the time |
| Bridge: |
| A A A F#m7 x2 |
| Ending: |
| Bm A Bm A |
