No Easy Version
| Intro: |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C C G |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| I read the news today oh, boy |
| C C/B Aadd9 G |
| About a lucky man who made the grade |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| And though the news was rather sad |
| C F Em Em7 C |
| Well, I just had to laugh |
| C F Em C G |
| I saw the photograph |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| He blew his mind out in a car |
| C C/B Aadd9 G |
| He didn't notice that the lights had changed |
| G Bm Em Em7 C |
| A crowd of people stood and stared |
| C F |
| They'd seen his face before |
| Em Em/D |
| Nobody was really sure if he was |
| C G |
| from the house of lords |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| I saw a film today oh, boy |
| C C/B Aadd9 G |
| The english army had just won the war |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| A crowd of people turned away |
| C F Em |
| But I just had to look |
| Em Em/D C |
| Having read the book |
| C F# G Am B5 C#5 D5 E5 |
| I'd love to turn you on. |
| E |
| Woke up, fell out of bed |
| E D |
| Dragged a comb across my head |
| E B |
| Found my way downstairs and drank a cup |
| E B |
| And looking up, I noticed I was late |
| E |
| Found my coat and grabbed my hat |
| E D |
| Made the bus in seconds flat |
| E B |
| Found my way upstairs and had a smoke |
| E B |
| And somebody spoke and I went into a dream |
| C G D A E C G D A E C G |
| Ah Ah |
| Bridge: |
| C G G G x4 |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| I read the news today oh, boy |
| C C/B Aadd9 G |
| Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire |
| G D/F# Em Em7 C |
| And though the holes were rather small |
| C F |
| They had to count them all |
| Em |
| Now they know how many holes it |
| Em/D C |
| takes to fill the albert hall |
| C F# G Am Bm C D5 E5 |
| I'd love to turn you on. |
| Bridge: |
| C G G G x4 |
| Ending: |
| G G C G x4 |
