No Easy Version
| E G D C |
| Polly wants a cracker |
| E G D C E |
| I think I should get off her first |
| E G D C E |
| I think she wants some water |
| E G D C D |
| To put out the blow torch |
| Chorus: |
| D C G Bb |
| It isn't me we have some seed |
| D C G Bb |
| Let me clip your dirty wings |
| D C G Bb |
| Let me take a ride don't cut yourself |
| D C G Bb |
| I want some help to please myself |
| D C G Bb |
| I've got some rope you have been told |
| D C G Bb |
| I promise you i have been true |
| D C G Bb |
| Let me take a ride don't cut yourself |
| D C G Bb |
| I want some help to please myself |
| Bridge: |
| Polly said... |
| Polly wants a cracker |
| Maybe she would like some food |
| She asks me to untie her |
| A chase would be nice for a few |
| Repeat Chorus |
| Polly said |
| Polly says her back hurts |
| And she's just as bored as me |
| She caught me off my guard |
| It amazes me, the will of instinct |
| Bridge: |
| E E E E x2 |
| Repeat Chorus |
| Bridge: |
| E E E E x2 |
| Ending: |
| E E E E x2 |
