


Intro: |
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Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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I'll see you heaven if you make the list, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Now Andy did you hear about this one, |
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tell me are you locked in the punch? |
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Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? |
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Hey baby, are we losing touch? |
Chorus: |
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If you believed they put a man on the moon |
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Man on the moon. |
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If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve |
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Then nothing is cool. |
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Moses went walking with the staff of wood, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Newton got beaned by the apple good, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Now Andy, did you hear about this one? |
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Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
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Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
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Are you having fun? |
Repeat Chorus |
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Here's a little agit for the never believer, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Here's a little ghost for the offering, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, |
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Now Andy did you hear about this one? |
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Tell me are you locked in the punch? |
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Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
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Are we losing touch? |
Repeat Chorus x2 |
Bridge: |
C C C C x4 |
End: |
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Ending: |
C C C C x4 |