Intro: |
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C Dadd9 C |
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
I'll see you heaven if you make the list, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Am G |
Now Andy did you hear about this one, |
Am G |
tell me are you locked in the punch? |
Am G |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? |
C D |
Hey baby, are we losing touch? |
Chorus: |
G Am C Bm G |
If you believed they put a man on the moon |
Am D |
Man on the moon. |
G Am C Bm Am |
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve |
Am |
Then nothing is cool. |
C Dadd9 C |
Moses went walking with the staff of wood, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Newton got beaned by the apple good, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
C Dadd9 C |
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Am G |
Now Andy, did you hear about this one? |
Am G |
Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
Am G C D |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
D |
Are you having fun? |
Repeat Chorus |
C Dadd9 |
Here's a little agit for the never believer, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
C Dadd9 |
Here's a little ghost for the offering, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
C Dadd9 |
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
C Dadd9 |
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, |
C |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Am G |
Now Andy did you hear about this one? |
Am G |
Tell me are you locked in the punch? |
Am G C D |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
D |
Are we losing touch? |
Repeat Chorus x2 |
Bridge: |
C C C C x4 |
End: |
Em |
Bridge: |
C C C C x4 |
Ending: |
C C C C x4 |