Dadd9: x50055 |
Dadd9#: x50057 |
Gadd9: 3x0030 |
Intro: |
Cadd9 Dadd9 |
Cadd9 |
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D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
An old man turned ninety-eight |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
He won the lottery and died the next day |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
It's a black fly in your chardonnay |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
Isn't it ironic... don't you think |
Chorus: |
D/F# G D/F# Em7 |
It's like rain on your wedding day |
D/F# G D/F# Em7 |
It's a free ride when you've already paid |
D/F# G D/F# Em7 |
It's the good advice that you just didn't take |
Fm Cadd9 D/F# |
And who would've thought... it figures |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly |
D/F# Gadd9 |
He packed his suitcase and kissed |
D/F# Em7 |
his kids good-bye |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight |
D/F# Gadd9 |
And as the plane crashed down he thought |
D/F# Em7 |
well isn't this nice |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think? |
Repeat Chorus |
Cadd9 Dadd9 |
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you |
Dadd9 |
When you think everything's ok |
Cadd9 Dadd9 |
and everythings going right |
Dadd9 Cadd9 |
And yeah well life has a funny way |
Dadd9 |
of helping you out when |
Dadd9 |
You think evertyhing's gone wrong and |
Cadd9 |
everthing blows up in your face |
Cadd9 |
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D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
A traffic jam when you're already late |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife |
D/F# Gadd9 |
It's meeting the man of my dreams |
D/F# Em7 |
then meeting his beautiful wife |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
And isn't it ironic... don't you think |
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think... |
Bridge: |
D/F# D/F# Cadd9 Cadd9 x4 |
Repeat Chorus |
Bridge: |
D/F# D/F# Cadd9 Cadd9 x4 |
Outro: |
Cadd9 Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 x2 |