No Easy Version
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| Intro: |
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| D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7 |
| An old man turned ninety-eight |
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| He won the lottery and died the next day |
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| It's a black fly in your chardonnay |
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| It's a death row pardon two minutes too late |
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| Isn't it ironic... don't you think |
| Chorus: |
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| It's like rain on your wedding day |
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| It's a free ride when you've already paid |
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| It's the good advice that you just didn't take |
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| And who would've thought... it figures |
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| Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly |
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| He packed his suitcase and kissed |
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| his kids good-bye |
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| He waited his whole damn life to take that flight |
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| And as the plane crashed down he thought |
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| well isn't this nice |
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| And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think? |
| Repeat Chorus |
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| Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you |
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| When you think everything's ok |
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| and everythings going right |
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| And yeah well life has a funny way |
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| of helping you out when |
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| You think evertyhing's gone wrong and |
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| everthing blows up in your face |
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| A traffic jam when you're already late |
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| A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break |
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| It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife |
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| It's meeting the man of my dreams |
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| then meeting his beautiful wife |
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| And isn't it ironic... don't you think |
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| A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think... |
| Bridge: |
| D/F# D/F# Cadd9 Cadd9 x4 |
| Repeat Chorus |
| Bridge: |
| D/F# D/F# Cadd9 Cadd9 x4 |
| Outro: |
| Cadd9 Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 x2 |
