Easy Version
| Intro: |
| E E Eb D C C D Eb E E Eb D C |
| C D Eb E E Eb D C C D D B B B B B |
| E C |
| Well I'm upper-upper class high society, |
| E C |
| Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety, |
| E |
| And my ballrooms always filled |
| C |
| the event is never small |
| D |
| The social pages say I've got the |
| B B |
| biggest balls of all |
| Chorus: |
| E C#m |
| I've Got big balls, I've Got big balls, |
| E C#m |
| They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls, |
| E C#m |
| And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, |
| C C D D A A B |
| But we've got the biggest - balls of them all. |
| E |
| And my ballrooms always bouncing |
| C |
| and my ballrooms always full |
| E C |
| And everybody comes and comes again. |
| E |
| If your name is one the guest list |
| C |
| no one can take you higher |
| D B B B B B |
| Everybody says I've got great balls of fire. |
| Repeat Chorus |
| E |
| Some balls are held for charity |
| C/E |
| and some for fancy dress, |
| E |
| But when they're held for pleasure |
| C/E |
| they're the balls that I like best |
| E |
| My balls are always bouncing |
| C/E |
| from the left and to the right |
| D/F# |
| It's my belief that my big balls |
| B B |
| should be held every night |
| Bridge: |
| E E E C x4 |
| Repeat Chorus |
| Ending: |
| E C E E x4 |
