Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my |
Book? |
It took me years to write, will you |
Take a look? |
It's based on a novel by a man |
Named Lear |
And I need a job, so I want to be a |
Paperback writer, Paperback writer |
It's the dirty story of a dirty man |
And his clinging wife doesn't |
Understand |
His son is working for the Daily |
It's a steady job but he wants to |
Be |
Paperback writer, Paperback writer |
Paperback writer |
It's a thousand pages, give or take |
A few |
I'll be writing more in a week or |
Two |
I can make it longer if you like |
The style |
I can change it round and I want to |
Be |
Paperback writer, Paperback writer |
If you really like it you can |
Have the rights |
It could make a million |
For you overnight |
If you must return it you can send |
It here |
But I need a break and I want to be |
Paperback writer,paperback writer |