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| Why aren't you at school? |
| I AM! |
| Your school just called me |
| They said you're not there |
| That's not true |
| STOP LYING BILLY! |
| Mom I promise you! |
| I'm at school! |
| You're grounded for 6 months |
| Want to keep lying? |
| I didn't ditch school! |
| If you don't believe me |
| Come see for yourself |
| Fine I will |
| You're coming to my school? |
| I'm driving to your school now |
| You better be there Billy |
| Or you're grounded FOREVER |
| Ok I just called your Mom |
| I pretended to be the school |
| I told her you were absent |
| I don't know |
| If she believed me though |
| She did!! |
| She totally believed you! |
| She is heading to the school now |
| Really?? |
| Yes Great job babe |
| It's time for |
| Phase two of the plan |
| Were you able to fake sick today? |
| My Mom didn't suspect a thing |
| She already emailed my teachers |
| And left for work |
| Thirty minutes ago |
| Amazing |
| You headed over to my house? |
| Just got here |
| Parked around the block |
| Perfect |
| Your Mom's car is still there tho |
| That's okay |
| She probably can't find her keys |
| Once I find my keys l'm coming |
| Yep I knew it |
| I hid them in the fridge before |
| I left for school |
| Why did you hide her keys? |
| Just in case |
| I needed to buy us some time |
| While you were driving over |
| Aww babe |
| That's so thoughtful of you |
| We make such a good team |
| Have you seen my keys? |
| Did you hide them? |
| So I couldn't come to your school? |
| Then why are they missing? |
| I dont have your keys! |
| Did you check the fridge? |
| The fridge? |
| Sometimes you leave them |
| In there after you go |
| Grocery shopping |
| You're so hot when you plan |
| You're like a sexy evil genius |
| Babe! Focus!!! |
| We can talk dirty later |
| Yes sir! |
| Ashley!!! |
| Sorry Sorry |
| Did your Mom find her keys? |
| Found them! |
| Yes |
| She should be leaving soon |
| Now it's time for phase three |
| You're cute when you're bossy |
| Ashley!!! |
| Relax Billy |
| I know the plan |
| I wait for your Mom to leave |
| Then sneak through the backdoor |
| Steal your Mom's alcohol |
| And then leave |
| You forgot the most important part! |
| Which part? |
| Celebrating our anniversary? |
| Getting drunk together? |
| Kissing under the stars? |
| THE EMPTY BOTTLES |
| Oh right |
| I have them right here |
| Good Don't forget |
| You need to pour |
| My Mom's alcohol |
| And then replace |
| Her alcohol bottles with water |
| I know Billy!!! I know!!! |
| I'm just making sure |
| I do have |
| One question though |
| Why didn't you stay home sick? |
| That would have been simpler |
| You think I thought of that? |
| Trust me My plan is better |
| Lol why?? |
| One My Mom knows |
| When I'm faking sick |
| Two If my Mom realizes |
| Her alcohol is missing |
| She can't blame me |
| If I was at school |
| Three If I stayed home sick |
| My Mom would never |
| Let me go out tonight |
| Ok Fiiiinnneeee |
| Your plan is better |
| I'm at your school |
| In the parking lot |
| ASHLEY!!!! |
| What? |
| DID MY MOM LEAVE?? |
| Oh crap!!!!!!!!! |
| I didn't notice she left |
| Is she at school? |
| Yes!!! She just texted me!! |
| Darn What should I do? |
| Go go go! |
| I knew you ditched |
| I will try to stall her |
| Running |
| Just stepping out of class! |
| I don't see you |
| Look up to your left |
| Can you see me waving? |
| I can see you |
| Is that a new blouse? |
| It really makes you look younger |
| If I didn't know any better |
| I would think |
| You were a student here |
| Lol |
| This is so odd |
| You weren't lying |
| You are at school |
| Told ya! |
| Then why did your school call me? |
| I'm sure they just made a mistake |
| I did get a new haircut recently |
| And I have lost some weight |
| Whatever |
| Have a good day Billy |
| I will see you at home |
| Do u love me or do u love me? |
| Did you get it?? |
| Alcohol is in the water bottles |
| Water is in the alcohol bottles |
| Ashley is back in the car |
| WE DID IT!!!! |
| Hold on |
| Your Mom is calling me |
| Just ignore it |
| She is probably |
| Calling the school back to leave |
| A nasty voicemail |
| Yep Not answering that lol |
| Now will you answer my question? |
| Lol what question? |
| Do you love me? |
| Or do you love me? |
| I LOVE LOVE YOU!!! |
| Come pick me up from school! |
| On my way |
| Hey Billy? |
| Hey Mom! |
| So I just called your school back |
| To tell them they made a mistake |
| But no one answered |
| That's weird |
| No need to worry |
| I will let them know |
| So I tried to leave a voicemail |
| But the voicemail recording said: |
| "Hi it's Ashley Leave a message" |
| Oh lol that's weird |
| So I texted Ashley's Mom |
| And she said Ashley is home sick |
| Really? |
| You think she prank called you? |
| Why would she do that? |
| I was thinking the same thing! |
| So I drove over to Ashley's house |
| But no one is home |
| She's probably sleeping |
| You should let her rest |
| Her car is gone |
| And don't worry |
| I already told her mother |
| What???? |
| Oh and I'm not finished! |
| When I get back home |
| If any of my alcohol is missing |
| YOU'RE GROUNDED |
| Haha oh mother ur funny |
| You and your crazy theories |
| We are laughing |
| My Mom just called me |
| She knows I'm not home |
| I'm definitely grounded |
| I'm definitely grounded too |
| We will see who has the last laugh |
| Happy anniversary |
| Happy anniversary |
| Bridge: |
| x4 |
| Ending: |
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