No Easy Version
Show Chords
| I read the news today oh, boy |
| About a lucky man who made the grade |
| And though the news was rather sad |
| Well, I just had to laugh |
| I saw the photograph |
| He blew his mind out in a car |
| He didn't notice that the lights had changed |
| A crowd of people stood and stared |
| They'd seen his face before |
| Nobody was really sure if he was |
| from the house of lords |
| I saw a film today oh, boy |
| The english army had just won the war |
| A crowd of people turned away |
| But I just had to look |
| Having read the book |
| I'd love to turn you on. |
| Woke up, fell out of bed |
| Dragged a comb across my head |
| Found my way downstairs and drank a cup |
| And looking up, I noticed I was late |
| Found my coat and grabbed my hat |
| Made the bus in seconds flat |
| Found my way upstairs and had a smoke |
| And somebody spoke and I went into a dream |
| Bridge: |
| x4 |
| I read the news today oh, boy |
| Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire |
| And though the holes were rather small |
| They had to count them all |
| Now they know how many holes it |
| takes to fill the albert hall |
| I'd love to turn you on. |
