Intro: |
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
I'll see you heaven if you make the list, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Now Andy did you hear about this one, |
tell me are you locked in the punch? |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? |
Hey baby, are we losing touch? |
Chorus: |
If you believed they put a man on the moon |
Man on the moon. |
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve |
Then nothing is cool. |
Moses went walking with the staff of wood, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Newton got beaned by the apple good, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Now Andy, did you hear about this one? |
Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
Are you having fun? |
Repeat Chorus |
Here's a little agit for the never believer, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Here's a little ghost for the offering, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, |
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
Now Andy did you hear about this one? |
Tell me are you locked in the punch? |
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
Are we losing touch? |
Repeat Chorus x2 |
Bridge: |
x4 |
End: |