No Easy Version
Show Chords
| Intro: |
| Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| I'll see you heaven if you make the list, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Now Andy did you hear about this one, |
| tell me are you locked in the punch? |
| Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey baby, are we losing touch? |
| Chorus: |
| If you believed they put a man on the moon |
| Man on the moon. |
| If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve |
| Then nothing is cool. |
| Moses went walking with the staff of wood, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Newton got beaned by the apple good, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| Now Andy, did you hear about this one? |
| Tell me, are you locked in the punch? |
| Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
| Are you having fun? |
| Repeat Chorus |
| Here's a little agit for the never believer, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Here's a little ghost for the offering, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Now Andy did you hear about this one? |
| Tell me are you locked in the punch? |
| Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, |
| Are we losing touch? |
| Repeat Chorus x2 |
| Bridge: |
| x4 |
| End: |
